Runnin’ from the law.

So uh, now that I’ve just missed my train because I “had” to see the end of the Miss Bliss-era Saved by the Bell episode with the older transfer student (“Deke”) who can’t read, I assume this means that I should now update my nice-smelling new blog. (Question to consider before publishing: should I include the fact that I’ve already seen this episode – three times? Hm.)

This fall marks a record high for me in parking tickets. As of yesterday, I now have 4. I would say how much money that is theoretically going to cost me, but the truth is I’m not really sure because 2 if not 3 of them are overdue and I don’t know how much the fine goes up if you don’t pay on time, although I “should” know since I paid my last 2 parking tickets five months late. Just for fun, though, if I HAD paid all of them on time (I’m including the one I got yesterday because I already know I’m not going to pay it on time), the cost would be $175. Awesome! I would scan and proudly display them here, but I don’t want the police to find out (are parking tickets included in the Homeland Security Act?). Fark.